Sun Rise On Lochnagar

June 21st, 2009

Santa and many of the team climbed Lochnagar on the night/morning of 21/22 June to see the sunrise from the summit. Only one thing they got pissed in the pub first and forgot the camera.

Morning Dew

May 1st, 2009

Nothing like washing your face at dawn in the morning dew of an early May morning. Let us sing along with the Grateful Dead

Walk me out in the morning dew my honey,
Walk me out in the morning dew today.
I cant walk you out in the morning dew my honey,
I cant walk you out in the morning dew today.

I thought I heard a baby cry this morning,
I thought I heard a baby cry this today.
You din’t hear no baby cry this morning,
You didnt hear no baby cry today.

Where have all the people gone my honey,
Where have all the people gone today.
Theres no need for you to be worrying about all those people,
You never see those people anyway.

I thought I heard a young man morn this morning,
I thought I heard a young man morn today.
I thought I heard a young man morn this morning,
I cant walk you out in the morning dew today.

Walk me out in the morning dew my honey,
Walk me out in the morning dew today.
Ill walk you out in the morning dew my honey,
I guess it doesnt really matter anyway,
I guess it doesnt matter anyway,
I guess it doesnt matter anyway,
Guess it doesnt matter anyway.

From Hamish The Great Elf

April 2nd, 2009
Hamish The Great Elf

Hamish The Great Elf

Be off with you “Vampire Claus” and your April fool.

Santa Flying Round The Moon

April 1st, 2009

For the first time ever Santa has managed to fly round the moon led by Rudolph and the team.

 

 

 

 

 

Ha Ha April Fool

vampire

From Vampire Claus

News From Santa

March 3rd, 2009

Having now sorted out the love life of computer Nerd Elf I can give you a message from Santa that he had a great time in New Zealand and Australia meeting the ANZAC  Union Of Elves in both countries which went rather cordially. i.e. they partied hard. He is now in South Africa having a good time.

Below find photographs he has e-mailed.

Yours

Hamish The Great Elf

new-zealand-1

New Zealand

Australia

Australia

 

South Africa

South Africa

Hamish Returns

February 11th, 2009

hamish-elf

Dear Visitors,

I have just returned from my post Christmas break taking in the Canary Islands and Skiing in Scotland where the ski centres are in tip top condition being the best for several years.

It had been my intentions to update you on the latest from Santa who is having a well earned break in the southern hemisphere, but sadly I returned here to find that Computer Nerd Elf had taken in a young lady while here on his own with the result that he is behind with his work. My time is now being taken up dealing with this matter.

Computer Nerd Elf

February 1st, 2009

Just to say I am still here on my own updating our systems for your enjoyment

Mid-January 2009

January 15th, 2009

000803_1071_5780_vslv

Well folks it is mid-January 2009 and all the team are on their long break except me “Computer Nerd Elf” who has to stay back and do annual maintenance on our computer systems so that you the punters get a good service through the year.

As far as is understood Santa is touring New Zealand, Australia and South Africa naturally in disguise so as not to be too obvious. Hamish the Great Elf is loafing about the Canary Islands and should be back during mid-February to check my work and give you an update.